So New York continues to amass its glittery army of worshipful celebrities with one target in sight: one LeBron Raymone James. I’m sure no one is shocked by this, as it really isn’t news.

And you know what else isn’t news? This gem from Donald Trump:

“I am in many different cities, but I can tell you, LeBron, there is only one New York.”

By the way, there’s also only one Schenectady, New York. Your argument is tedious and unimaginative, and I’m insulted you couldn’t buy a better one!

Still, it’s a tad sad to see Chris Rock join the throng of Big Apple apologists. When Rock was just getting started, Clevelanders comprised a pretty big chunk of his fan base. We still do, Rocky.

But, hey. Taking potshots at your demographic is a terrific marketing idea!

“You really want to live in Cleveland?” Rock told the ever-so-prestigious New York Post. “That’s what I would tell him. Where do you want to live?”

This, again? … I’m officially dubbing this The Bagel Argument.