The Associated Press is reporting that LeBron is headed to Florida as we speak … a jaguar named LeBron, that is.

Ha! Fooled you. And so did the AP. Here’s an excerpt:

Whether NBA superstar LeBron James is staying with the Cleveland Cavaliers is still a big question, but the Akron Zoo said Thursday it will say goodbye to another LeBron, a jaguar born there last year.

By mid-June, the cat is going to the Brevard (breh-VAHRD’) Zoo in Melbourne, Fla., in hopes he’ll produce offspring with a female jaguar named jaguar Masaya.

Zoo spokesman David Barnhardt says the jaguar LeBron got his name in a contest.

… although their headline wasn’t as misleading as mine.

I’m so evil.